My girlfriend hit her sexual peak last week. She has turned into a dynamo.  It reminds me of the time when Mommy hit hers. I was in the 10th grade, and wound up sitting out most of baseball season with several pelvic fractures.

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I grew up like any other child in 1980s America. When I was 7, I was forced into the Entertainment industry by my overbearing and delusional parents. I was given the role as the mentally ill neighbor in a controversial sitcom called “Shave Your Teeth.” We shot 12 episodes, all of them about sex addiction and molestation, but they never saw the light of day. We lost our time slot to “Small Wonder.”

When I graduated the 8th grade, my weekend Dad told me about the birds and the bees and how they knocked up my mom again. To this day, when women ask me about contraception, I kill a canary.

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